There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
Not only did I get beyond cray cray this weekend. My body has nursed itself to plentiful and impeccable health. Fuck you world, I am back.
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
Do you know how hard it is to be while you're high with a chuck Norris poster in the bathroom?
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just realized I chose a bacon cheeseburger over sex last night
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
WTF. I was 99% sure I went straight home last night. I just woke up hugging a chair, and my tux pocket has a flask filled with what I think is red bull and gatorade. This has to be your doing.
there is puke in my bra ... again
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
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