Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
I believe in your delicious
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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