I'm sorry for everything. i woke up with two citations stapled to my shirt.
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
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He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
Hangover Status: I've been bedridden longer than that kid from The Secret Garden. It's not looking good.
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
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Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
A girl in McDonalds just asked if I was in here wasted a few nights ago throwing fries at the staff, I said it was my twin
We both know that wasn't me
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
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