When are you freeeeeeeeee?
My phone auto corrected that to freeeeeeeeeedoooooooooom. That's kinda awesome.
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
It doesn't count as drinking alone if you're making rum cake with it.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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