He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
We woke up, fucked, and shared a piece of my sister's first communion cake for breakfast.
And you thought you were going to hell last weekend.
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
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I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
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So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
how does that bad decision feel?
So... Sorry we took your wife to the strip club last night... And sorry we bought her that lap dance... I think you're getting closer to your dream of a threesome, though.
Oh my fucking god!! There is a barefoot white guy with a fucking ninja sword in the middle of the street next to the pride gas station swinging his sword at peoples cars!! He almost got me. 3 people swerved off the road and stopped. I told a cop.
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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