So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
Watch the news tonight. They interviewed me about a fire. I was high as balls so it should be entertaining.
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
it is my last wish that my tale be published posthumously as a warning to anyone thinking of eating burger king at nine am
You sent me a picture of curly fries with no explanation attached. This is the first time you've texted me in 2 months.
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
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