shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
Just burped. Tasted like beer and cherios...Beerios. This is gonna be quite a day.
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
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I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
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sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
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