im pretty sure i tried to attack the vending machine last night
lol who won
well im in the hospital right now so u tell me
nothing screams I HAVE A PROBLEM! like the case of miller lite sitting on top of my DUI papers in the passenger seat of my car. lol
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
I woke up around 30 bottles of beer, with a piece of aluminum foil in my hand, that had "you Win" Wrote in sharpie..
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
I just shotgunned a beer alone in the bathroom...what do you expect from me
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
Wait what do you mean I BOUGHT A FUCKING HORSE LAST NIGHT?!?!
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
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