In the future we'll all be gay
I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
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Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
So nowhere in the dress code does it forbid me from showing up to City Hall in a gorilla suit to meet the mayor.
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I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
DUDE. HOLY FUCK MY PRINCIPAL WAS JUST MY UBER DRIVER. I AM LITERALLY TRAUMATIZED. ANS DRUNK. HOLY FUCK OMG
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
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