Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
Last night, my friend changed all my contacts in my phone. I have been texted by Batman, Donatello, and Hermione Granger. I have no idea who they are, and it doesn't upset me at all.
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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