wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
Hooking up with one of the deadbeat dads from Teen Mom does not qualify as banging a celebrity.
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
I'm hungover and surrounded by children and Republicans. What did I do to deserve this?
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
... Okay, fine. But I don't want to be a better person tonight. I'll be a better person tomorrow.
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
Randomize