So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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