I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
So when exactly did I get naked and makeout with the statue?
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
Being engaged is strange. I looked at my cock this morning and said, "we did alright these last 32 years, right?"
Do you know why I woke up with a half peeled lemon in my purse with a post-it that said "eat me" on it?
In retrospect, vomiting out of a moving vehicle on the third date should have been a deal breaker
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
You walked in with a bag of weed and asked for a watermelon. For some reason they actually gave you one, and you made it into a perfectly working bong. Two of them offered their girlfriends to you for the night.
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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