So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
She just locked herself in the bedroom with an unopened bottle of wine and a steak knife. Unfortunately for her fingers, I stopped giving a fuck two hours ago.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
The notification you get from snapchat that someone took a screenie is like a formal declaration of blackmail.
Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
you told the taxi driver your yeast infection was so bad you wanted to F a popsicle
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
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