I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
Your penis caused this!
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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