He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
dude we were making out and she kept singing the americas next top model song. you wanna be on top?
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
I’m going to fail his daughter so she stays in my class and I can keep fucking him. BEST. ORGASMS. EVER.
Then you can teach the kid to be a home wrecker
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