I feel like dying is the new "adopt an african baby"
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
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Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
You can't just hum the Jaws theme song when you pull down my pants.
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
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You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
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