So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
So, I'm stoned at his house petting the neighbors cat I made him steal.
You're a fucking train wreck.
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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