am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
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at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
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My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
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