you kept screaming that dicks were growing out of your back and then you started crying cause they were so far from your vag
could you get any more awkward?
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
When my parents ask, do you think "he was the cop I gave head to in order to get out of a speeding ticket" will suffice as to how we met?
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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