fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
you poured 3 beers into an empty vase and then passed out, so i drank them for you. don't say i'm not a good friend.
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
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New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
So I have to send you an email about my weekend, heretofore referred to as The Perfect Weekend. Wherein I have lots of awesome sex with a guy with THE MOST AMAZING BODY.
I look forward to this email. I will respond with, Condoms and Creepers: The Adventures of Online Dating.
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
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I farted in his bed and then in my drunken stupor grabbed hair defanging spray to cover up the stench.
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
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