i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
The dingo escaped by eating a hole through my screen door. It's loose in the city somewhere.
I walked from the hotel to the club with a pint of tequila in my boot. Poured some in a homeless woman's mouth when she asked for change. I've hit rock bottom.
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
I'm 2 beers deep on an empty stomach, and I just wanna say, I pride myself on my use of commas
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
Randomize
