so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
Children cease to be precious when they crap their shorts in the pool I exercise at.
And I'm only telling you that because I really wanted to use 'my boyfriend' and 'dick biscuit' in the same sentence.
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
I hope I didn’t eat too many edibles just now. I got shit to do today. Like make Jell-O shots and take a shower.
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
He did a backflip because drugs
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