that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
If you're gonna show up unannounced on hangover day, you better have coffee doughnuts and a boner
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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