my vagina has a 5:00 shadow
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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