i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
Does buying my brother condoms for Christmas say "keep having sex with her, I like her" or "dear god, do not get this girl pregnant"?
You know you have done too many drugs when you gum the sugar off your margarita without even thinking twice
I'm staying at his house to solve the homeless situation. There's a freezer bag of weed in the fridge. He doesn't know it's there, and he's not missing it so I may have an income soon.
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
lol hangovers are for mortals.
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
Randomize
