lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
There is too much vodka and too much dick.
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I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
No I can't cure herpes. I'm an EMT, not Jesus.
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
Mom called last night while I was at the bar and asked where I was. I told her I was on the highway to the danger zone while the guys were humming the top gun theme.
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there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
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