Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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