Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
Considering last night's endeavors, I am going to hell 5 times over. 1 for puking on a hobo, 1 for laughing about it, and 3 for remembering it today and laughing about it sober
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
Bring me that man meat
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
And change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat taco bell and try not to die. Brazilians another day.
I thought I was drunk because I kept grabbing his arm instead of his dick
But then I realized it wasn’t his arm and that I was very lucky
Randomize
