brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
you would not believe what I got pierced last night...
son, I feel like that is a phrase a father never wants to hear.
I wish the inside of the tampon box said "CONGRATULATIONS YOUR NOT A MOTHER!"
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
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If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
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We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
You spent the entire night trying to catch pigeons and hugged a homeless guy and then gave him a pregnancy test.
You threw him in the dryer?
He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.
Birthday wine tasting got super shambly super quickly. I am covered in cuts/bruises/terrible life decisions.
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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