Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
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You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
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Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
note to self: do not snort crushed up caffeine pills in the bathroom by yourself when ur super shit faced, ur face will fucking hate you in the morning.
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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