my soul wont recognize me after tonight
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
I woke up to you in just boxers at my door at 7a.m. with you saying how many squrriels you counted on the walk back, then you made me penis shaped pancakes
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.
Mixing coffee with vodka may have been a bad choice, I feel like I'm pregnant and the baby is trying to perform a c-section from the inside.
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
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