TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
But guess what. I'm gonna roll over and go to sleep cuz there's no cuddling in phone sex.
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
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we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
Just because you put plan b in my Easter basket doesn't give you an excuse not to wear a condom.
They called me at 5 AM saying they had a present for me
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
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My brother slept till 4, bought a sword, got drunk and sharpened said sword. I went to corporate compliance training. Life is not fair.
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
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