I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
Dude you just tried to have a one night stand with my ex girlfriend while we were trying to put you to bed upstairs.
but that still doesn't explain how i woke up on the couch down stairs.
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
I JUST DEFLATED MY BOOB.
I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CALL AN AMBULANCE.
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
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