Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
Just saw out breathalyzer tubes from last night on the side of the road. Glad the cop let us know that they are biodegradable
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
You're such an expert partier. I feel like 22-year-old recent graduates should have to intern with you.
I'm a pro at the other 9-5
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
I just realized my new apartment is at the corner of Patrick Henry and Mary Jane.
Give me weed or give me death?
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
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