Can i not drive my cunt home
whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
Just saw a cop give four blondes gas for their car on their way to Vegas. They seriously ran out of gas and called 911 about it. Its like a porno plot.
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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