Hey theres a creepy ass guy stalking our house.i would look alive geting in 2nite.
Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
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