I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
Just caught myself trying to make grilled cheese with the stove off. I think my dad knows I'm high.
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
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