It's more exciting when they aren't single....and even better when you have to pretend that you just slept with their roommate while trying to do the walk a shame as their girlfriend comes marching into the apt.
Im not the least bit jealous of the life you lead.
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
I wish the sun would stop judging me for being drunk while it's still shining.
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
You chipped your front tooth on the toilet bowl. Should I call your dentist?
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