I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
Randomize
