I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
I don't know what's worse....that fact that my dog ate my vibrator or that he later puked it up on my bed
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
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I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
PS: I just woke up from my shower
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
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The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
It's almost sad. It's like the Harambe of vagina stories really.
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
Put viagra in his coffee. I did that with Geoff last month and three hours later I had bitten through a throw pillow and gotten a noise complaint from a neighbor
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