ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
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