I think scott just propositioned me for sex
What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
life lesson# 3: saying thank you on a subway really means "im not a native new yorker, so please feel free to touch my ass"
hmm. interesting. explain how you came across this knowledge.
i sneezed. he said bless you. i said thank you. he groped. i again said thank you.
I am scared. I picture you doing a keg stand on a sinking ship with hula girls cheering you on. Please text me when you get back to shore...or now would be good
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I woke up with his wallet, but not him. Gold-digging at it's finest.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
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He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
Coworker just walked in thirty minutes late reeking like weed and clutching a handful of scratch-off tickets. Also, there’s still a stripper pole in my office. Happy Wednesday!
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