My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
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They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
You force fed me chocolate chips and avocados for 3 hours and kept asking me about my trip to sweden when I was 4.
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
I like how I get messages from eharmony at the same time I'm looking for a new vibrator. It's like the powers that be are just trying to make my life ironic.
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
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Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
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