How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Life lesson: Don't ever put your penis in a crazy girl. Especially if she's married. And has a kid.
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
You answered the door when the cops arrived with a beer in one hand and a pillowcase over your head yelling "GAGA, OOH LA LA!"
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Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
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I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
You were so drunk, you kept telling everyone you had a platinum vagina.
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