I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
Just woke up with the taste of tequila, weed, and cigarettes in my mouth spooning a friend I haven't seen since college wearing one contact and one ankle sock. I hate myself.
My roommate wasn't home and I was too drunk and tired so I peed in the trash can. Twice.
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
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