I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
I'm sorry. We set two Christmas trees on fire. Also the neighbor's yard. Also ours.
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
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Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
They said I was more of a mess than the German. I have achieved the unachievable, you may bow down to me
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
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but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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