it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
why do cheetos always look like penises
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
You know you're too high when you find yourself crying at " hand in my pocket" by Alanis Morissette because it's "just TOO REAL"
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
I gave her the last ten dollars to my name and bitch comes back with a six pack of bud light and a pack of sour patch kids
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