grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
A woman on my train just walked down the carriage in a wedding dress, crying and clutching a can of Carlsberg. Oh...
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
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