I just threw up on my dentist
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
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Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
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OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
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I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
The housekeeper found my huge dildo under the bathroom sink, and another in the living room. I can't get much more single than this.
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
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