the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
You asked my mom "who the fuck drives four hours to sleep in a guys bed and not touch his penis"
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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